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How does one run?

Walking is fun. I like listening to music or podcasts, looking at front yards and flower arrangements, feeling the Vitamin D seep into my skin, seeing my arms go from transparent to a nice shade of light ivory, and sweating my ass off.

Recently I tried to run because I’ve been told it feels good. To me, IT DOES NOT. I think I’m running wrong.

People who run fascinate me. They look very tall and healthy and light. When I run everything compresses and my feet hit the ground very hard. ALSO HOW DO THEY BREATHE?! When I even think about running I need to reach for my inhaler. Do their knees hurt? Does their back hurt? Why does everything hurt when I run? What are they doing that I’m not?

Also who remembers this guy?! What do you think he’s doing now?

most photogenic man
HE’S RUNNING A MARATHON AND STILL MANAGES TO LOOK LIKE THIS?!

😉

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